Mad Hatter's Tea Party

There is a table
Under a tree
Outside a house
They're having tea
Rabbit offers
Nothing you see
And yet you sit
To have some tea

Hair wants cutting
But that's so rude
and so a riddle
Begets a fued
It's all semantics
Then silence hon
to break the quiet
What day, what month

Having a tea party
Oh, yes we are
Yes we are
Having a Tea party
Yes we are

Time's fixed at six
Yes, Time's a him
Upset he is that love turned grim
A mouse now yawns
Forevermore
So let's move on to life and lore, lore, lore, lore, lore, lore, lore, lore, lore, lore, lore

Wake up, wake up
Tell a tale
Once upon a time
in the bottom of a well
Three sisters lived
How'd they survive?
On molasses is how they tried
They'd be so ill, and so they were
So many questions
Such a blur
start and stop
stop and start
Interrupting Alice is where we'll part

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