NO MORE HOES

[Intro]
Rockin' and a-rollin', splishin' and a-splashin'
Over the horizon, what can it be?

[Verse 1]
The pilgrims sailed the sea
To find a place to call their own
In their ship, Mayflower, they hoped to find a better home
They finally knocked on Plymouth Rock
And someone said, "We're there"
It may not look like home
But at this point I don't care

[Verse 2]
Oh, they were missing mother England
They swore their loyalty until the very end
Anything you say, king, it's okay, king
You know it's kinda scary on your own
Gonna build a new land the way we planned
Could you help us run it 'til it's grown?

[Verse 3]
Thеy planted corn, you know
They built their housеs one by one
And bit by bit they worked
Until the colonies were done
They looked around, yeah, up and down
And someone said, "Hurray!"
If the king could only see us now
He would be proud of us today

[Verse 4]
They knew that now they'd run their own land
But George III still vowed
He'd rule them 'til the end
Anything I say, do it my way now
Anything I say, do it my way
Don't you get to feeling independent
'Cause I'm gonna force you to obey

[Verse 5]
He taxed their property
He didn't give them any choice
And back in England, he didn't give them any voice
That's called taxation without representation and it's not fair
But when the colonies complained, the king said, "I don't care"

[Verse 6]
He even has the nerve to tax our cup of tea
To put it kindly, king, we really don't agree
Gonna show you how we feel
We're gonna dump this tea
And turn this harbor into the biggest cup of tea in history

[Verse 7]
They wanted no more mother England
They knew the time had come for them to take command
It's very clear, you're being unfair, king
No matter what you say, we won't obey
Gonna hold a revolution now, king
And we're gonna run it all our way with no more kings
We're gonna elect a president (No more kings)
He's gonna do what the people want (No more kings)
We're gonna run things our way (No more kings)
Nobody's gonna tell us what to do

[Outro: Mae Whitman]
Rockin' and a-rollin', splishin' and a-splashin'
Over the horizon, what can it be?
Looks like it's going to be a free country
Every pilgrim reaches the end of his journey
Some sooner than others, huh!
Your BF's about to get F'ed in the B!