Modern Day Ripoff
James Newell Jr. Osterberg
She twisted my arm
And I bought the farm
The law on her side
I wish I could hide
I'm guilty as sin
But I know how to win
I don't know how to die
I don't know how to cry
I'm squirming in pain
It's twisting my brain
I carry the ball
I carry it all
And when I am done
I'm still looking for fun
My nose in the grind
I'm so sorry I signed
This fortunate creature
Is my S&M teacher
It's a modern day ripoff
Modern day ripoff
Modern age ripoff
Modern age ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
I got shit in my bucket
I wish I could say "Fuck it"
Publicity target
Each day I enlarge it
A respectable person
Would not do so much cursin'
At least I'm still kickin'
Am I smart, or chicken?
I ran out of blow
A long time ago
I can't smoke a J
All my ducks fly away
This fortunate creature
Is my S&M teacher
Modern age ripoff
Modern age ripoff
Modern age ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Modern age
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ripoff
Ah, ripoff
Ah
Ah, I'm dying here
She twisted my arm
Ella me torció el brazo
And I bought the farm
Y compré la granja
The law on her side
La ley de su lado
I wish I could hide
Desearía poder esconderme
I'm guilty as sin
Soy culpable como el pecado
But I know how to win
Pero sé cómo ganar
I don't know how to die
No sé cómo morir
I don't know how to cry
No sé cómo llorar
I'm squirming in pain
Estoy retorciéndome de dolor
It's twisting my brain
Está retorciendo mi cerebro
I carry the ball
Cargo con la pelota
I carry it all
Cargo con todo
And when I am done
Y cuando termino
I'm still looking for fun
Todavía busco diversión
My nose in the grind
Mi nariz en la rutina
I'm so sorry I signed
Lamento mucho haber firmado
This fortunate creature
Esta criatura afortunada
Is my S&M teacher
Es mi maestra de S&M
It's a modern day ripoff
Es un timo moderno
Modern day ripoff
Timo moderno
Modern age ripoff
Timo de la era moderna
Modern age ripoff
Timo de la era moderna
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
I got shit in my bucket
Tengo mierda en mi cubo
I wish I could say "Fuck it"
Desearía poder decir "al diablo con eso"
Publicity target
Objetivo de publicidad
Each day I enlarge it
Cada día lo agrando
A respectable person
Una persona respetable
Would not do so much cursin'
No diría tantas palabrotas
At least I'm still kickin'
Al menos todavía estoy pateando
Am I smart, or chicken?
¿Soy inteligente o cobarde?
I ran out of blow
Se me acabó la coca
A long time ago
Hace mucho tiempo
I can't smoke a J
No puedo fumar un porro
All my ducks fly away
Todos mis patos se van volando
This fortunate creature
Esta criatura afortunada
Is my S&M teacher
Es mi maestra de S&M
Modern age ripoff
Timo de la era moderna
Modern age ripoff
Timo de la era moderna
Modern age ripoff
Timo de la era moderna
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Modern age
Era moderna
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ripoff
Timo
Ah, ripoff
Ah, timo
Ah
Ah
Ah, I'm dying here
Ah, me estoy muriendo aquí
She twisted my arm
Ela torceu meu braço
And I bought the farm
E eu comprei a fazenda
The law on her side
A lei do lado dela
I wish I could hide
Eu queria poder me esconder
I'm guilty as sin
Estou culpado como o pecado
But I know how to win
Mas eu sei como vencer
I don't know how to die
Eu não sei como morrer
I don't know how to cry
Eu não sei como chorar
I'm squirming in pain
Estou me contorcendo de dor
It's twisting my brain
Está torcendo meu cérebro
I carry the ball
Eu carrego a bola
I carry it all
Eu carrego tudo
And when I am done
E quando eu termino
I'm still looking for fun
Ainda estou procurando diversão
My nose in the grind
Meu nariz na moenda
I'm so sorry I signed
Estou tão arrependido de ter assinado
This fortunate creature
Esta criatura afortunada
Is my S&M teacher
É minha professora de S&M
It's a modern day ripoff
É um roubo moderno
Modern day ripoff
Roubo moderno
Modern age ripoff
Roubo da era moderna
Modern age ripoff
Roubo da era moderna
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
I got shit in my bucket
Eu tenho merda no meu balde
I wish I could say "Fuck it"
Eu queria poder dizer "Foda-se"
Publicity target
Alvo de publicidade
Each day I enlarge it
A cada dia eu o aumento
A respectable person
Uma pessoa respeitável
Would not do so much cursin'
Não faria tanto palavrão
At least I'm still kickin'
Pelo menos eu ainda estou chutando
Am I smart, or chicken?
Eu sou inteligente, ou covarde?
I ran out of blow
Eu fiquei sem coca
A long time ago
Há muito tempo
I can't smoke a J
Eu não posso fumar um baseado
All my ducks fly away
Todos os meus patos voam para longe
This fortunate creature
Esta criatura afortunada
Is my S&M teacher
É minha professora de S&M
Modern age ripoff
Roubo da era moderna
Modern age ripoff
Roubo da era moderna
Modern age ripoff
Roubo da era moderna
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Modern age
Era moderna
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ripoff
Roubo
Ah, ripoff
Ah, roubo
Ah
Ah
Ah, I'm dying here
Ah, estou morrendo aqui
She twisted my arm
Elle a tordu mon bras
And I bought the farm
Et j'ai acheté la ferme
The law on her side
La loi de son côté
I wish I could hide
J'aimerais pouvoir me cacher
I'm guilty as sin
Je suis coupable comme un péché
But I know how to win
Mais je sais comment gagner
I don't know how to die
Je ne sais pas comment mourir
I don't know how to cry
Je ne sais pas comment pleurer
I'm squirming in pain
Je me tortille de douleur
It's twisting my brain
Ça me tord le cerveau
I carry the ball
Je porte le ballon
I carry it all
Je porte tout
And when I am done
Et quand j'ai fini
I'm still looking for fun
Je cherche encore du plaisir
My nose in the grind
Mon nez dans le moulin
I'm so sorry I signed
Je suis tellement désolé d'avoir signé
This fortunate creature
Cette créature fortunée
Is my S&M teacher
Est mon professeur de S&M
It's a modern day ripoff
C'est une arnaque moderne
Modern day ripoff
Arnaque moderne
Modern age ripoff
Arnaque de l'ère moderne
Modern age ripoff
Arnaque de l'ère moderne
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
I got shit in my bucket
J'ai de la merde dans mon seau
I wish I could say "Fuck it"
J'aimerais pouvoir dire "Merde"
Publicity target
Cible de publicité
Each day I enlarge it
Chaque jour je l'agrandis
A respectable person
Une personne respectable
Would not do so much cursin'
Ne jurerait pas autant
At least I'm still kickin'
Au moins je suis encore en vie
Am I smart, or chicken?
Suis-je intelligent, ou peureux?
I ran out of blow
J'ai manqué de coke
A long time ago
Il y a longtemps
I can't smoke a J
Je ne peux pas fumer un joint
All my ducks fly away
Tous mes canards s'envolent
This fortunate creature
Cette créature fortunée
Is my S&M teacher
Est mon professeur de S&M
Modern age ripoff
Arnaque de l'ère moderne
Modern age ripoff
Arnaque de l'ère moderne
Modern age ripoff
Arnaque de l'ère moderne
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Modern age
Ère moderne
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ripoff
Arnaque
Ah, ripoff
Ah, arnaque
Ah
Ah
Ah, I'm dying here
Ah, je meurs ici
She twisted my arm
Mi ha torcito il braccio
And I bought the farm
E ho comprato la fattoria
The law on her side
La legge dalla sua parte
I wish I could hide
Vorrei poter nascondermi
I'm guilty as sin
Sono colpevole come un peccatore
But I know how to win
Ma so come vincere
I don't know how to die
Non so come morire
I don't know how to cry
Non so come piangere
I'm squirming in pain
Mi sto contorcendo dal dolore
It's twisting my brain
Mi sta torcendo il cervello
I carry the ball
Porto la palla
I carry it all
Porto tutto
And when I am done
E quando ho finito
I'm still looking for fun
Cerco ancora divertimento
My nose in the grind
Il mio naso nella fatica
I'm so sorry I signed
Mi dispiace tanto di aver firmato
This fortunate creature
Questa fortunata creatura
Is my S&M teacher
È la mia insegnante di S&M
It's a modern day ripoff
È una truffa dei giorni moderni
Modern day ripoff
Truffa dei giorni moderni
Modern age ripoff
Truffa dell'età moderna
Modern age ripoff
Truffa dell'età moderna
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
I got shit in my bucket
Ho merda nel mio secchio
I wish I could say "Fuck it"
Vorrei poter dire "Fanculo"
Publicity target
Bersaglio della pubblicità
Each day I enlarge it
Ogni giorno lo ingrandisco
A respectable person
Una persona rispettabile
Would not do so much cursin'
Non farebbe così tante parolacce
At least I'm still kickin'
Almeno sto ancora calciando
Am I smart, or chicken?
Sono intelligente, o pollo?
I ran out of blow
Ho finito la cocaina
A long time ago
Molto tempo fa
I can't smoke a J
Non posso fumare una J
All my ducks fly away
Tutte le mie anatre volano via
This fortunate creature
Questa fortunata creatura
Is my S&M teacher
È la mia insegnante di S&M
Modern age ripoff
Truffa dell'età moderna
Modern age ripoff
Truffa dell'età moderna
Modern age ripoff
Truffa dell'età moderna
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Modern age
Età moderna
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ripoff
Truffa
Ah, ripoff
Ah, truffa
Ah
Ah
Ah, I'm dying here
Ah, sto morendo qui