Not A Reasonable Man

You're not having this, and im not having that
im not a reasonable man, i've come for it back

let 'em all in, don't you know that i love a crowd
but i wont get the jokes, cos the laughter's too loud

i never was slight, or silent with you
for one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom
ive no reservations, ive got no room
for these souvenirs, to bring for you

let 'em all in, don't you know that i love a crowd
but they wont get the jokes, cos the laughter's too loud

and i'm not the man you think i am at all
i was learning to walk, and starting to crawl

i've no reservations, i've got no room
for these souvenirs, to bring back to you

and you're not having this, and i'm not having that
i'm not a reasonable man, i've come for it back