I'm Ready

I have an axe and pistol, my graveyard train
Shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain
I'm drinking TNT, smoking dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready, yeah, ready as anybody can be
Yeah, babe, listen
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
I know that you feel that I ain't nowhere
'Cause stop what you're doing and come down here
I'll prove to you, mama, that I ain't no square

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Woo, yeah, yeah
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

(Come on, take it)

I've been drinking gin like never before
Feeling good, I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
Take a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I said I'm, I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
Oh yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah