La Fuente (de la Juventud)

[Verse 1]
Explorador de Florida
Ponce De Leon de Espana
The filthy swine who brought disease
Could not bear little kiddies

[Verse 2]
The rivers of paradise he had seen
He learned would finally cure his disease
He would finally have a son
So his empire would be run

[Verse 3]
Now there's little Leons all around
And every woman in town
Came to Leon to confess
They were pregnant just like the rеst