Fritz the Dog

Boys will be boys
And men will be dogs
I'll be the first one to shit on your lawn
I'll piss up your flowers, dig holes in the yard
You know I can't help it
I was raised hard

Don't you look so surprised
I don't need nobody laying their hands on me
See that look in my eye
I don't need nobody
Laying their hands on me

You might think I'm a puppy
You're looking for love
But don't try and touch me
You'll draw back a nub
You knew this was coming
You've been here before
Now I'm coming creeping
Through your dog door

Don't you look so surprised
I don't need nobody laying their hands on me
Came to eat you alive baby
Don't need nobody laying their hands on
Don't need nobody laying their hands on
Said it before
I'll say it again
Don't need nobody laying their hands on me

I might look pretty clean
But I'm dirty and mean
A heavenless hound