Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

You're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me any time
Just ring 36-24-36, hey, I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
She's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone or make a social call
Come right in, forget 'bout him, ae'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

If you got a lady, and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps a naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be your back door man

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

Cement shoes, hen hay (done dirt cheap)
Neck ties, contracts, high voltage (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)