Slug Club

One, two, three, four!

Come on join the Slug Club, baby
Join the Slug Club
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Join the Slug Club

We can hang out with McLaggen
We can hang out with Melinda Bobbin
And w can make friends with Zabini
It will be just like a fraternity
In the Slug Club
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Do you have a pretty mommy in the Slug Club?
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Do you wanna work for the ministry?
You better bring the Slugman candy
You can be a teacher's pet
Or you can pet the teacher in the Slug Club
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All you need's a famous relative in the Slug Club
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Come on everybody
Do you ever wanna meet Gwenog Jones?
She's in the Slug Club
In the Slug Club
Yeah, she's in the Slug Club
Whoa, slug Club

Yeah do you like famous people in the Slug Club
Wow, in that slug's club
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Take it Harry!