I Am a Wizard

I'm a lonely boy
I live beneath a staircase
My cousin is real fat
He makes my life a sad state
The dursleys are my guardians
They are so mean and evil
If only i had some magic powers
Surely i could make them tremble

4 privet drive
Is where i lay my head
I wish that i could go
To another place instead

I am harry potter
I am harry potter

Today i got a letter
In the mail
My uncle took it right away from me
But more and more kept coming here
The letters jammed the living room
So they took me to a hotel
And on my eleventh birthday
I finally saw the writing on the card
And it said

I'm a wizard
I am wizard (i am a wizard)
It said (i am a wizard)
I am a wizard
Oh i am harry potter
I am harry potter