If I Only Had a Brain

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
cnd my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my
Individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I, could tell you why
The oceans near the shore
I could think of things I'd never
Thunk before,
cnd then I'd sit down and think some more.
I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
cnd perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.