Who's Takin' Care Of Number One

I'm goin' to call up a talk show
I'm goin' to give 'em a piece
I don't give a damn about Iran
Or the Middle East
Though they've been fightin' for about 2000 years
And we send billions to Mexico and Zimbabwe
Well, I think it's time for America to watch her own store
So here is my question to everyone
Who is taking care of number one?

New Hampshire got it right, live free or die
Don't sit on us and tell us how to run our lives
No matter where you go
Everyone would like to know
Can Washington D.C. mind her store?
Is there a soul still down on the farm?
And who is taking care of number one?

Our glorious leader just got back from China and Japan
Where it gave away our job, put us down and sold out our plans
Well people here at home are tired of fail program and loan
I believe they meant to change all this stuff that's going on
It's time for Americans to mind their own store
And here is my question for everyone
Who is taking care of number one?

New Hampshire got it right, live free or die
Don't sit on us and try to run our lives
Now it don't matter where you go
Everybody would like to know
Can Washington D.C. run her store? (No)
Is there a soul still down on the farm?
And who is taking care of number one?