Guitar Money

I had a nine to five
Day job at kentucky fried
Trying to make the payments on a
Pick up truck and double wide
Mamma always said son
Use a little common sense
So I took her at a whirl and
Decided I could suck them in
I had an ol' les paul pulled
Out from under the bed
And the number of a drummer knew
Somebody in the grateful dead
And I got him on the
Line and he talked awhile
Then he said I'm glad you called
We need a guitar player and a
Man that can sing it all

I started making me some guitar money
Guitar money i sure do like it when the
People start screaming turn it up turn it up
Guitar money guitar money
Oh it ain't no wonder old
Elvis quit driving that truck

We met a man in atlanta
He said he would sign us up today
He was a big movie maker, shaker
Maker record radio might play
Yeah maybe I will and maybe I won't
Make it to the hall of fame
But either way it goes you'll
Never hear me complain

Yeaah and I'm making guitar money
Ggggguitar money i sure do like it when
The girls start screaming crank it up
Guitar money hey it ain't no wonder old
Elvis quit driving that truck

Making guitar money tee shirt money
I sure do like it when
The girls start screaming turn it
Way up hey guitar money
How about this hit lick honey
No it ain't no wonder old
Elvis quit driving that truck
Heres some for you cousin jean too
And loretta, uncle hal and you

I'm making all kind of guitar money
Times are good guitar money
Oh a whole lotta guitar money