Love at First Sight

Well sometimes you see 'em and then you just know
Like maybe you met in some other life
I'll see you in the next life, I'll try with all my might
You see 'em in this life, it's love at first sight

She was playing pinball, I was dealing blow
And I thought of Ronnie Spector when she spoke
She asked me for a cigarette, I was high as a kite
Once she stole my wallet it was love at first sight

And love, love at first sight
Cupid shot his Uzi, Satan took a bite

I gave a little wink to let her know I knew
That thing was empty, was a ringer through and through
I took her out to get her high, she thought I'd fight
She kicked me in the balls and ran love at first sight

Well my love was like a magnet, I couldn't let her get away
I got regrets but not that day
She jumped into a cab and I held her tight
She bit my ear off, it was love at first sight

I wrapped her shit around my head, carried her up the stairs
Threw her on the sofa, she smashed a couple of chairs
Grabbed a metal poker and took out the light
A hundred volts knocked her out, love at first sight

And love, love at first sight
Cupid shot his Uzi, Satan took a bite
I said love, love at first sight
Something in her eyes said she's itching for a fight

I went and got an ice pack and sat beside the bed
"You'll resist this, listen"'s what I said
"We could team up in a Bonnie & Clyde fashion"
She rolled her eyes, pissed her pants, my heart consumed with passion

Some men buy jewels, some men buy cars
When you see your own true love stealin' in the bars
Explain potential profits, she'll see the light
She saw the drugs and guns, it was love at first sight

So we formed a partnership to get what we could get
Over time she fell in love, it's certainly a safe bet
Fell in love with the adrenaline, the shootouts and the fights
She loves the way we hit and run, love at first sight

Love, love at first sight
Cupid shot his Uzi, Satan took a bite
I said love, love at first sight
I got all tongue-tied, my head didn't feel right
I said love, love at first sight
Saw her at the bar there, bathed in neon light
I said love, love at first sight
Something in her eyes said she's itching for a fight
I said love, love at first sight
Cupid shot his Uzi, Satan took a bite