Regular Bitches

You can keep the dimes
You can keep the nines
It's the four and fives for me
Said her body and her attitude are just okay
But I appreciate consistency
I'm talkin' bout the regular bitches
(Regular degular talkin' regular degular)
Yeah I only want the regular bitches
(Regular degular talkin' regular deg-)
Said you can fuck right off with your blue little check
I don't need that in my life
And if you never gotta pay for drinks at the club
Well then you can not be my wife
I like 'em a little too short a little too tall
A little too big a little too small
A little too broke a little too dumb
But she like it when I smack her on her flat ass bum
Her credit's not bad she got a nice job
She got a couple hobbies and a little bitty dog
She cook and she cleans
She roll her own blunts
Plus she almost went viral on TikTok once
You can keep the dimes
You can keep the nines
It's the four and fives for me
Said her body and her attitude are just okay
But I appreciate consistency
I'm talkin' bout the regular bitches
(Regular degular talkin' regular degular)
Yeah I only want the regular bitches
(I tried 'em all and I'm only really fucking with the)
Regular bitches
(And when I get to heaven I just hope I see a whole lotta)
Regular bitches
(Keep it regular baby, I love you)