Chug-A-Lug Night

There was smoke on the water
A little fire in the sky
If I hear that song one more time
I'll stick a fork right in my eye
Another round and a pickled egg
A truck pulled up with a hundred kegs
Just another Friday night
Fuck no fuck no
Its chug-a-lug night
Here we go
Here we go
Chug-a-lug night
Kissin' girls you don't know
Here we go [Repeat x2]
Beer is in my hair
And vomits on my toes
Here we go [Repeat x2]
For no damn reason
I'm takin' off my clothes
Here we go [Repeat x2]
I walked to the bar
But now I'm driving
I still believe in anarchy
Pardon me sir I have to pee
Passed out greaser on the floor
A beer fart on his pompadour
I'm quite happy almost gay
What the fuck did I just say
Something new every night
Fuck no fuck no
Its chug-a-lug night
Here we go [Repeat x2]
Chug-a-lug night
Kissin' girls you don't know
Here we go [Repeat x2]
Beer is in my hair
And vomits on my toes
Here we go [Repeat x2]
For no damn reason
I'm takin' off my clothes
Here we go [Repeat x2]
I walked to the bar
But now I'm drivin home