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Robert E. Jr. Pollard
Ten billion Ringo fans
Can't be all wrong
Target your audience
Then write them a song
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That say something simple
A catchier phrase
For popping a pimple
Elemental quickster
With mercury ink
Write something kitschy
Then make it sink
Like a good tattoo
Or permanent marker
Some like it less
Some like it darker
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Cheap buttons fall off your shirt
Ten billion Ringo fans
Can't be wrong