Dating Game
[Intro]
Hello and welcome to the Dating Game. And let us begin. Bachelor number one enjoys chilling out at the beach and drinking champagne. Bachelor number two enjoys going to parties and meeting fine young ladies. Bachelor number three enjoys relaxing in his Miami Beach mansion and cruising in his Cadillac Brougham with Truz 'N’ Vogues. And now ladies and gentlemen let's bring out today's contestant, Yummy!
[Verse 1]
Bachelor number one, I’ll start with you
When you're with a girl, what do you do?
I take them to a playground and quick as I can
We'll take a dip in the pool and build a castle from sand
We'll drink champagne and sing love songs
Take a ride in the Benz or the Cadillac Brougham
Then a trip on a ship (All in one day?)
You know it baby 'cause the kid don't play
[Verse 2]
Bachelor number two, how do you know
Where in the world girls like to go?
I really don't know but I'll take the chance
We can go to Hawaii or even Japan
Hop in my jet and get cold ill
Fly to China or maybe Brazil
Take a ride down the Nile, eat escargot
Swing through the jungle and beat our bongos
[Verse 3]
Now bachelor number three, today’s my day
I brought a friend home, what do you say?
Get the fuck out (What?)
Don’t bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus
Get the fuck out (You're full of it)
Don’t bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus
Get the fuck out (You're crazy, child)
Don't bring no Bigfoot in my home, Gus
[Outro]
Get the- get the- get the- get the-
Get the fuck out
And if my wife don't like it, she can get the fuck out, too
You missed me, bitch