Breathing Just Wasn’t As Fun

All that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones
It's hilarious :)

There was something in the way he wiggled
That just made me giggle
Trying to get free, begging on his knees
Well, that's just a figure of speech
He really just didn't want to drink that bleach

Don't worry, “I am a Doctor”, I said
It was hard to keep a straight face when...

Laughing gas has such a peculiar smell
It has this tendency to linger and dwell

But it's something about it that just lights up a room
Well not like a propane-torch
But I don't want to bring you down with all this gloom

So two guys walk into a church
No but seriously this is going to hurt

No, don't leave just yet
I need you in this meat suit
With all its pain and sweat
The big punchline is yet to come
No don't go, the jokes not done

But I guess to him, breathing just wasn't as fun :)

There was something in the way he wiggled
That just made me giggle
Trying to get free, begging on his knees
Well, that's just a figure of speech
He really just didn't want to drink that bleach

I thought to myself, that I would probably have to have him strung up for days