Rubberneck

(flight attendant) good afternoon ladies and
Gentlemen please fasten
Your seatbelts we are nearing
Jamaica - one of the "beguiling isles
" born of earth's torments whu-nu-nu-nu's
Airlines is pleased to announce our new
Rubberneck helper evening tour at the
Wide river your pulse will
Thrive in the pervasive
Beat as you wile away the night to
Calypso music played with torches yes
You in the third world
Snap on a palm leaf and
Receive a complimentary electrifying warhol
Cut and free glass of tia maria don't be
Alarmed if you feel a little turbulence
During touchdown it's merely the rastaman
Vibration!

Da, da doo da, doo
Da, da doo doo
Da, da doo da, doo
Da, da doo doo

Rubberneck do you want buy ganja
Rubberneck do you want to follow me home
Rubberneck we're gonna' get your money
Rubberneck
We're gonna' cut you never go home

Had enough of workin'
I need a rest, I need a piece of paradise
Been inside for so long
Ain't seen the sun and my
Skin's turnin' grey to white
Heard a man on the street talkin'
He and his old lady
Havin' warm caribbean nights
So, I go to jamaica and all they tell me is

Oh, sweet jamaica
Sleepy little island in the middle
Of the deep blue sea
They got herb the best in the world
A place every red-blooded hippie should be
Yeah so, I go pack my bag make a plane
'cause the man's talkin'
Warm caribbean nights
Here I go to jamaica to jamaica
And all the natives go da, da doo
Da, doo da, da doo
Doo da, da doo
Da, doo da, da doo
Doo

Had enough jamaica
I need a rest, I need a piece of paradise
No more rasta red
Will a knife 'bout to cut my
Throat, yeah, and all that jive, no
So, I go pack my bag
Make a plane for the states
Before it's too late ah, bye bye
To jamaica