Where the Sidewalk Ends

My resting place ain't Eat, Pray, Love
And salads aren't my favorite brunch
I tried to join a wellness club
But it was a cult
I don't get enough vitamin D
So I start my day with a mushroom tea
My cat scratched me and I'm still bleeding
But if I wake up and I'm still breathing

Meet me where the sidewalk ends
You and me can play pretend
A movie scene, I hope it never ends
Floatin' on a silver dream
Black-and-white in limousines
Readin' Shel Silverstein and friends

And you said, "Tough, the real world sucks"
You gotta stay in touch with the fun and the love, love, love, love
Fuck when everything sucks
You wanna give up, stay above with the love, love, love, love

Falling upwards in a dream
Underneath the Giving Tree
And if my heart's a puzzle, then let's find the missing piece
And on a sunny Sunday afternoon, while everybody watches the news
Let's unlock the cages at the zoo with me and you and a boy named Sue

Ooh, floatin' on a rainbow with you
Got nothing left to lose, so

Meet me where the sidewalk ends
You and me can play pretend
A movie scene, I hope it never ends
Floating on a silver dream
Black-and-white in limousines
Readin' Shel Silverstein and friends

And you said, "Tough, the real world sucks"
You gotta stay in touch with the fun and the love, love, love, love
Fuck when everything sucks
You wanna give up, stay above with the love, love, love, love

There's no point in crying if you cry in the rain
And there's no point in hiding if you're lying in vain
So, let's wish upon a fountain with a pocket of change
It's only perfect timing if we're both insane, so

Meet me where the sidewalk ends (meet me where the sidewalk ends)
You and me can play pretend (play)
A movie scene, I hope it never ends (yeah, I hope it never ends)
Floating on a silver dream
Black-and-white in limousines
Reading Shel Silverstein and friends (reading Shel Silverstein and friends)

And you said, "Tough, the real world sucks"
You gotta stay in touch with the fun and the love, love, love, love
Fuck when everything sucks
You wanna give up, stay above with the love, love, love, love