Jesus Christ In Reverse

I don't want to make another mess again today
So safely tucked into bed is where I'll stay
I don't want to answer any phones
I am going to stay in bed, alone, at home
Won't you leave me alone, I beg and pray

You gotta know, oh, that I am trouble and
Any problems that you have, I will make them double
I'm sorta like Jesus Christ in reverse
And anything that I touch it only gets worse

I'm like a canker, a bloody busted shanker
Can't you see that I'm a calamity waiting to be?

I'm never gonna leave my house, not ever again
I'm not gonna grouse or bitch or moan my friend
I'm just gonna fade away
Never to return another day, I say
I'm gonna lock myself in and await the end

You gotta know, oh, that I am trouble and
Any problems that you have, I will make them double
I'm sorta like Jesus Christ in reverse
And anything that I touch it only gets worse

I'm a disaster that only happens faster
If I try to break or take the only way to escape

[sobbing]

I don't want to make another mess again today
So safely tucked into bed is where I'll stay

You gotta know, oh, that I am trouble and
Any problems that you have, I will make them double
I'm sorta like Jesus Christ in reverse
And anything that I touch it only gets worse

I'm gonna mourn you
Don't say I didn't warn you
I tried to let you know but you know you didn't let go

[spoken]
Shut up! Shut up! Shut the (HECK) up!