Prison Pussy Joe

[Intro: Akumu]
Gay Men Productions
Augghh

[Chorus: Akumu]
Sunday morning, the sun was up in the sky
It was perfect day, reminded me of a guy
It reminded me of this guy I used to know
His name was Prison Pussy Joe

[Verse: Akumu]
He had a really wide asshole
I was walking out in the street
Saw a man with big fat cheeks
He walked into the star bucks
And robbed it with his booty ass
I tried to dial 911
Before I knew it, my phone was gone
I looked back up to the big fat Joe
And his booty was making a ring tone (911 what’s your emergency?)
Pussy Joe wasn’t messing around
They found him out east side of town
By the time the cops got there
There was seventeen people who were suffocated
Out in the streets by his booty cheeks, what the fuck?

Don’t fret, why don’t you just let me take a seat
He he he he he, yes

[Chorus: Akumu]
Sunday morning, the sun was up in the sky
It was perfect day, reminded me of a guy
It reminded me of this guy I used to know
His name was Prison Pussy Joe

[Outro: Akumu]
The year is 2043
Seven billion humans have been
Suffocated due da ha
By massive booty cheeks
By Joe's booty cheeks
There so massive
He managed to suffocate
90% of the population
Pussy pocket, pussy wallet
Joe