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[Intro: News Reporter]
Otsego County man is charged with numerous felonies after members of the New York State police bureau of criminal investigation say they found him in possession of ghost guns

[Verse 1: Gar]
Dakota, he was working for Johnny's dad
He wasn't making money so he's getting very mad
Only made three dollars an hour it's very fucking sad
Especially when the working conditions were really bad
Hot as fuck his balls were sweating carrying shit up the ladder
And he couldn't take no bathroom breaks feeling pain in his bladder
Even though every day he tried his best it didn't even matter
Faggot John would keep talking shit 'till he couldn't take the chatter
One day Big D got up for work and he had anger in his veins
So he put something in his pants before he hit the highway lanes
When he showed up John was still talking shit he couldn't take the pain
So he whipped his pistol out his pocket and blew his fucking brains
Now his ass is gone and Jessie's crying "what the fuck you do"
Dakota told her "suck this dick before I do it to you too"
He told her if she said anything he'd take him to court and sue
He made it look like an accident and the police never knew
Then he took all their money and made her suck his dick again
Made Johnny change his middle name to Big D instead of Glenn
He walked away that morning with $20,000 before 10
Buried John's body behind the Methodist Church, amen
He showed up to the funeral and told the casket "rest in piss"
That's the price you're gonna pay when you treat me like a Chris
Told Lyllian Lil Peep is fire and she gave his dick a kiss
He knew his life had improved but he wasn't expecting this
He bought his momma a crib cause the trailer life was getting tired
And got rich investing the rest of the money he acquired
Hannaford was begging Dakota come back and he'll be hired
Then he told them he just turned 19 and already retired

[Outro: News Reporter]
State police responded to a 911 call of a domestic incident that involved an attempted break-in