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If I drop them dogs, a broke nose gets clubbed

Then I crack that jaw 'cause you know I get raw

I remember when I used to sit on the see saw

Now, I just shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, dog

Ya better stand clear 'cause I show no fear

When I hit you with the baseball bat in the air

It's gonna be on when the shit goes down

So, you better be ready clown

I cock that hammer then I pull that trigger

Better run quick 'cause I'll put the hole right in ya

Look what I gave ya, the ill behavior

Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors

Smoke a chocolate, the number 1 toke up

Play your punk ass like a hand in poker

Hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms

Wopbabalubop, balap, bam boom

Who the funk do you think you are?

I got the funk blasting out your car

Now, what the funk are you gonna do?

I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie crew

Here comes the son, but not the ruler

It's the dooler, sippin' on the wine cooler

We hit the chronic, well ain't that ironic

That's why they call us the Doobies

'Cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosy

Drop the panties and give up the booty

I think I'll pass, she's got the coodies

So, we get the funk on to find us a groupie

You tell the hope, they're ain't nottin' like a doobie

Groovy, as I funk up the room

Wopbabalubop, balap, bam boom

I generate power, devour cowards in an hour

Who's got the funeral flowers?

I cut like a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles

I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a nickel

So, wat'cha telling me there ain't no Melanie

Just check out, check out, 'um check out my melody

Handle the vandal, caught in the scandal

Hands will lift when I sing soprano

Flavors what I kick, I'm strong like a viking

Call me a psychic, but Mikey says he likes it

I pump the ill disco, I'm out like a missile

Who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol

Kapow boom, so give me some room

As I Wopbabalubop, balap, bam boom