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Karen on her facebook feed
Posting conspiracy memes
Thinks it gives her a degree
In epidemiology
Saying it’s a fake disease
Embarrassing her family
Comment section arguing
With other lonely divorcees
Too much box wine

Blaming it on Bill Gates from their PCs
They got their kid to install windows XP
Profile pic from ninety three
Before they started looking like Gary Busey
Government Mind control vaccines
Posting mad links with ranch on their jeans

Youtube scientists and vlogs
Would totally eat tide pods
Calling everyonе sheeple
Birds aren’t real, lizard pеople
Break out the tin foil hats
Crusty people with eight cats
Know what’s up more than you do
Because the memes told them they do
Oh fuck off

Karen on her facebook feed
Posting conspiracy memes
Thinks it gives her a degree
In epidemiology
Saying it’s a fake disease
Embarrassing her family
Comment section arguing
With other lonely divorcees
Too much box wine