Do You Like My Wang™?

[Verse 1]
You whisper in my ear, "It's time to go"
I grabbed you by the hand and wouldn't let it go
You wanna see it, and know the truth
But you hesitate a moment so your advances don't seem uncouth
Your breath is hot, caresses slow
My heart begins to race, I cannot let it show
You've heard about it, the rumor's true
It's 2 by 2 by 3 feet and it's on the desk in front of you

[Chorus]
Do you like my Wang?
You know you want to use it
Do you like my Wang?
Please be gentle, don't abuse it
Do you like my Wang?
I took it out for you to see
Do you like my Wang?
8-bit plastic love machine

[Verse 2]
Your train of thought derailed, nothing to say
You can't believe I've kept this secret locked away
You wanna touch it, and turn it on
So I quote you sexy lyrics from a classic '80s Journey song
Burning desire, feeding the fire
I've sunk to new lows lyrically and things are dire
But you don't care, and make your move
I can see you're blushing madly and your swooning means that you approve

[Chorus]
Do you like my Wang?
You know you want to use it
Do you like my Wang?
Please be gentle, don't abuse it
Do you like my Wang?
I took it out for you to see
Do you like my Wang?
8-bit plastic love machine

[Synth Solo]

[Verse 3]
Your touch is soft, you aim to please
You trace your fingers over worn QWERTY keys
With tenderness, I touch your face
You look distracted while I hunger for your warm embrace
You've waited long enough, I can't say no
Who am I to stop the information flow?
The data flickers across the amber screen
My very own electric 8-bit plastic love machine

[Chorus]
Do you like my Wang?
You know you want to use it
Do you like my Wang?
Please be gentle, don't abuse it
Do you like my Wang?
I took it out for you to see
Do you like my Wang?
8-bit plastic love machine