Get Well Soon

You added insult to injury|The day your truck ran into me|Broken bones will slowly mend|But this heart won't love again||Though you say it was an accident|I know exactly just what you meant|You were leaving me for good|The day I landed on your hood||(chorus)|A hundred hallmarks won't heal the tread marks|On a heart that's black and blue|I got some cards from friends and family|And those funny ones from you|They all say we're thinking of you|Get well soon||I got the one from Hawaii in June|You're having one helluva honeymoon|I'm glad you found true love at last|But hurry home and sign my body cast||Doctors stand around and shake their heads|No one knows when I'm getting out of bed|And after open heart surgery|They recommend a quick lobotomy||(repeat chorus)||A dozen daisies and red balloons|A bunch of lame ass cat cartoons|Now I'm running out of room|For all these get well soons||(repeat chorus)|Get well soon |||||