Zomby Woof

Three hunderd years ago
Thought i might get some sleep
Stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnight creep

You know i'll never sleep no more

To me it seem that is just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a zomby woof behind your eyes

I am the zomby woof
I'm the creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about

I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when i come chargin' out
Here i'm is, the zomby woof

Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here i'm is...

Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

The said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' i was a zomby for you, little lady...

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my zomby toof
My right foot is bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar zomby hoof
If i raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof...

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the
Zomby woof

I am about as evil as a boogie man can be!

Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here i'm is, the zomby woof

Tellin' you all the zomby troof
Here i'm is, the zomby woof