Divan Ends Here [Carnegie Hall]

FZ: Sheets of fire, ladies and gentlemen, sheets of fire

Laken von Feuer

FZ: Sheets of real fire

Laken von Feuer

FZ: Sheets of fried water

Laken von gebratenen Wasser

FZ: And the Lord causeth the short girl to kneel and make mysterious gestures, and causeth her to speak forth in a pure, soft voice which he broadcasted throughout his greatest new PA system, and this is what she said, just a-, just a-, just a-, just a-swingin' through the trees:

Hit it!

Fick mich, Schwein
Bis meine Orchester dunkles Gas bläst
Funken schießem heraus
Sich Nebel lassen Hort

FZ: And of course that means, "Fuck me, swine, till my orchestra blows dark gas, sparks shoot out, and nebulas are revealed." Sheets of fire, ladies and gentlemen, sheets of fire

Laken von Feuer
Laken von gebratenen Wasser
Laken von Drywall und Roofing

FZ: Sheets of drywall and sheets of roofing

Laken von riesigen, tief-gefrorenen Rumba

FZ: Sheets of large deep-fried rumba. A light shines down from Heaven. A dense ecumenical bandana at the right hand of God's big rumba . . . And his voice pronounceth out in sheets of plywood and bales of old sportshirts

Howard: What's he say?

FZ: And what he says is basically this:

Beklecker nicht
Beklecker nicht
Beklecker nicht
Beklecker nicht
Mein Sofa!

FZ: And of course that means, "Don't get no jizz on the sofa." Okay, it's time now for the zircon, I believe

Ballen von Zirkon
Und alten Sporthemden, Sporthemden, Sporthemden
Laken von Feuer
Laken von Gummi

FZ: That's sheets of rubber, ladies and gentlemen

Laken von Tränen

FZ: Sheets of real tears

Boo hoo hoo hoo . .

FZ: And last but not least, sheets of catalogs with enemas

Laken von Katalogen mit Klistierspritzen, Spritzen, Spritzen, Spritzen, Spritzen