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I'm trying to be calm
And you're trying to read my palm
Is my life line longer than a bread box?
I know, I know, yes I believe that your beliefs have brought you together with
Unique individuals who really care
But my eye is catching on a '79 Grand Marquis
Runs great
Right next to a shiny red tricycle never used

Confidentially, I'm doing better in 2D
A dollar seven five can sing
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If life was Equus I'd be Burton
Philosophically uncertain
Not the screwed up kid with the religious mom
But he sure was handsome sexy frightening
Thought that horses were exciting
Not for reasons that you might expect

And then I like the way he said defiantly
Tell me, tell me, tell me
And I wish that someone would give me a pill to make me tell the truth
yeah I like the way he said defiantly
Tell me, tell me, tell me
And I wish that someone would give me a pill to make me tell the truth

Confidentially, I'm doing better in 2D
A dollar seven five can sing
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