Three Little Bears

I booked a call to Dr Brown
I asked him please to come around
I called it an emergency
I knew that there just couldn't be

Three little bears
Sitting at the top of the stairs
The one looked up, the other down
The third little bears dancing round and round the room

When Dr Brown knocked on my door
I couldn't take it anymore
My mind was feeling kinda hazy
He took my pulse said "Girl you're crazy"

Three little bears
Sitting at the top of the stairs
The one looked up, the other down
The third little bear's dancing round and round the room

The doctor made a thorough inspection
He gave me a five cc injection
I'd feel much better he was hoping
I looked at the stairs he must be joking

Three little bears
Sitting at the top of the stairs
The one looked up, the other down
The third little bear's dancing round and round

Three little bears
Sitting at the top of the stairs
The one looked up, the other down
The third little bear's dancing round and round

Oh who's been sleeping in my porridge (Three little bears)
Sitting at the top of the stairs