No One Can Imagine

We got Siamese twins and sheep with two heads
And a boy with the face of a fish
And ghost trains and geeks
And the wild child of Borneo
And armless wonders and legless wonders and limbless wonders
And parasitic twins
Will wonders never cease?

We got mind-readers and Zulu dancers
And a man with elastic skin
And black girls joined at the hip
Born into slavery
When Millie smokes, Christine coughs
When Christine drinks
It’s Millie gets tight
And no-one can imagine how they make it through the night

Therе’s a dog-faced boy from Bohemia
And a girl with the facе of a cat
And I’ll guess your age
And I’ll guess your weight
Your middle name, your star sign
And the size of your hat!

We got Siamese twins and sheep with two heads
And a boy with the face of a fish
And ghost trains and geeks
And the wild child of Borneo
And armless wonders and legless wonders and limbless wonders
And parasitic twins
Will wonders never cease?

We got mind-readers and Zulu dancers
And a man with elastic skin
And black girls joined at the hip
Born into slavery
When Millie smokes, Christine coughs
When Christine drinks
It’s Millie gets tight
And no-one can imagine how they make it through the night