Ban

What's your problem, man?
What's going on?

I'll tell you what
Yo, Marvin...

They ban you if you (black)
They ban you if you (white)
They ban you if you (Latino)
They ban you if you (all right)
They ban you if you

Everyone's so easily offended (Why?)
I could speak the truth and make a million people cry
I'm always nice about it
Solid like ice about it
And yet, it still offends you. I wonder why
(No, Really)

They ban you if you (ain't creative)
They ban you if you (innovative)
They ban you if you (too compulsive)
They ban you if you (too too wholesome)
They ban you if you

Short verse like Smart Man
B-B-Butcher my songs like Rot. Tam (Picthfork!)
My music is art, and
I could do whatever I want, man
You ain't gotta agree, man
Just know that I'm doing me, fam
Can't get me in a jam
I'm a man with a master plan, like "BAM!"

You said you wanted longer verses, right?
Then have some

They ban you if you (support Trump)
They ban you if you (with Her)
They ban you if you (liberal)
They ban you if you (independent)
They ban you if you (Exist!)
They ban you if you (don't like this)
They ban you if you (speak the truth)
They ban you if you (have some ruth)
They ban you if you (spend yo' day in the booth)
They ban you if you

Facebook infested with some authentic fakeness
Not really any one 'man's fault, but let's face it
A lot of people just can't live with themselves
So they just vent out online through their smart cells
"Unfriend me if you a Christian or support Donald"
"Or if you prefer Reaganomics like they did with Ronald"
Except Ronald did it. We're just so misinformed
S-S-Such close-mindedness can make or break a platform

Th-Th-Th-Th
They ban you if you (Colin)
They ban you if you (Kaepernick)
They ban you if you (kneel)
They ban you if you (don't resist)
They ban you if they (red)
They ban you if they (blue)
They ban you if they (don't agree)
They ban you if they ("Do it just like me")
They ban you if they

Tomi Lahren, girl
You make my larnyx burn (Ha ha!)
I be like, "What on earth?"
If only you had a purp
You're so passionate, I love that about you
And you regurgitate those unfounded facts, too
Ooooh. Strong Millennial is you
Just keep your mind open to some brand new thoughts, boo

You're wrong, I'm right
Exactly what I'm saying, man
What?

They ban you if you (Ohhhhhhhhh)
They ban you if they (don't know)
They ban you if you (honest)
They ban you if you (modest)
They ban you if they (can't relate)
They ban you if they (filled with hate)
They ban you if you (try to help)
They ban you and they (wish you Hell)
American Rejects!

Okay, we both wrong
Who's gonna ring the gong
I ain't holy, you ain't holy, we just don't belong
Listen to what I sing
Everything's a ring
Like Ms. Lauryn said
'Everything is Everything'
Rules can never be consistent
And thus, it sparks your eye when you see an exception
Like me, like the weirdo, like thee
Put your hands in the air, for everyone to see

They ban you if they
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They ban you if you
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They ban you if you (help out)
They ban you if you (leave 'em out)
They ban you if you (get some Coke)
They ban you if you (tell a (crude) joke)
They ban you if they (on they cell)
They ban you if they (hate themselves)
They ban you if they (don't hug trees)
They ban you if they (don't mind me)
They ban you if -- Hey!

Okay man, you just spent 3 or 4 minutes talking about how everyone in the world
Is offended too easily and just* how they ban you from stuff for each and every little thing.

You such a pessimist, man. I mean like, what else is going on in your personal life?
What are some positive things that have happened to you?

Good things in my life?
Oh -- where do I begin?