Fuck Christmas
Eric Idle, John Du Prez
Fuck Christmas, it's a waste of fucking time
Fuck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
Fuck holly and fuck ivy and fuck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bastards ringing bells where'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls all going ho-ho-ho
It's fucking Christmas time again
Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show
Fuck reindeer and all that fucking snow
Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph and his stupid fucking nose
Fucking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you fucking go
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, it just drives us all insane
Go tell the elves to fuck themselves
It's Christmas time again
You sentimental bastards