I Wanna Be Evil!

Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed,
Well I'm tired of being pure and not chased!
Like something that seeks its level,
I wanna go to the devil!

I wanna be evil,
I wanna spit tacks!
I wanna be evil
And cheat at jacks!

I wanna be wicked,
I wanna tell lies!
I wanna be mean
And throw mud pies

I want to wake up in the morning with that dark brown taste,
I wanna see some dissipation in my face!

I wanna be evil,
I wanna be mad!
But more than that,
I wanna be bad!

I wanna be evil
And trump an ace,
Just to see
My partner's face!

I wanna be nasty,
I wanna be cruel!
I wanna be daring,
I wanna shoot pool!

And in the theater I want to change my seat,
Just so I can step on everybody's feet!

I wanna be evil,
I wanna hurt flies!
I wanna sing songs
Like the guy who crie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies!

I wanna be horrid,
I wanna drink booze!
And whatever I've got
I'm eager to lose!

I wanna be evil,
Little evil me!
Just as mean and evil
As I can be!