If We Get Married
If we get married, we'd have such a wedding
You will be carried to your beheading
It's so romantic, we'll be in page six
Me in that rag, next to some trashy bitch
I'd like a huge diamond, won't settle for less
How many karats or should I just guess?
If you only knew
If I only knew
If we get married
Would he be happy?
If you only knew
The band should be ethnic, perhaps a bit reggae
Maybe machine guns will make a good segway
If he got married, he might relax?
I'd serve him dinner
I'd swing an axe!
It's that look in his eyes that I don't understand
I'll burst into tears when he takes my hand! (when he holds her hand!) (when I cut off her hand!)
If you only knew
If I only knew
If we get married
Would I be happy?
If you only knew
If I only knew
If we get married
If you only knew