Waxies’ Dargle
Says my oul' one to your oul' one
"Will you come to the Waxies' Dargle?"
Says your oul' one to my oul' one
"Sure we haven't got a farthin'
I've just been down to Monto town
To see uncle McArdle
And he wouldn't lend me a half a crown
For to go to the Waxies' Dargle"