My Bad Side

[Intro]
Shit, man
Still going through this shit, uh
I ain't got a motherfucking thing in my kitchen, ugh
Motherfuckers still bitching
I don't know though
I guess motherfuckers just want me to have my bad side, they want my bad side
Why the fuck do you want my bad side? Ugh

[Verse 1]
You just entered my bad side, you had nine lives
But you used them all and now it's time for you to die
See, I ain't like you
Our definition of 'crazy' doesn't even come close in IQ
See, you're stupid crazy
Me? I'm logic crazy
But sometimes I straight-up lose it and go lost-it crazy
I'm a natural born rebel
See, while you're arguing with your boss - I'm arguing with the devil
What you know about staying level?
I'm well-levelled on the tip of a triangle with two pebbles
One on each side
And don't add any dirt to the situation or you're in for a beef ride
Raw hide and terrible buffalo's ass, I let out a rough sigh
I don't want to write any more rhymes
I had this CD planned out
Come to find out I guess have too much inside my bad side

[Hook]
Like a volcano in a sewer
About to blow a manhole up through the floorboard of your Buick
I'm too sick, and this is my medication
Fuck taking pills, I use my English education
Can I go to college to be a rapper?
Yeah, business management, cool - I can manage what I'm after
As long as that I can hack this and rhyme
The side that comes out of me that I can find inside a flash drive
My bad side

[Verse 2]
I woke up feeling like I lost ten pounds
It's a rough game, trying to keep my weight in balance
And I ain't got a hint, you can tell when you look at me
It's obvious that I'm getting heated like a lava lamp
I got a mint 'cause I'm starving and I ain't got nothing to eat
So I'm resorting to eating condiments, wondering where my dollars went
I really hate money
Late Monday, I'm waking up with an aching tummy
But it was just Thursday
I guess I'm spending too much time on this wordplay
Now I'm seeing Mermaids
Getting delusional, tripping as usual
Listening to musical instrumentals, so beautiful
Gnawing on my cuticles, eyes glued to the tube
As I'm twisting this Rubik's cube, confined in this tiny cubicle
So who's amused by this insanity I'm moving through?
Hoping that I see a bluer moon, boom
My bad side

[Hook]
Like a volcano in a sewer
About to blow a manhole up through the floorboard of your Buick
I'm too sick, and this is my medication
Fuck taking pills, I use my English education
Can I go to college to be a rapper?
Yeah, business management, cool - I can manage what I'm after
As long as that I can hack this and rhyme
The side that comes out of me that I can find inside a flash drive
My bad side

[Verse 3]
If you noticed this album doesn't consist of too much fast shit
I want you to hear me out this time, you faggots
You make me want to gag with this, "whoever the fastest is, is the best"
What? You want me to drag you down a dragstrip?
Like a high-speed Jasper incident?
I got a aspirin intent, my head is blasting from this shit
Lyrical acronyms within my deep passion with the pen
Causing drastic non-fictional accidents again
That's DNA, and I can't seem to see a way to be wack
At this rap shit, that's how it is when you're great
Yeah, I got a lot of talent - I also got a lot of battles
That I'm going through, shoot, and I just want an apple
As long as it doesn't come from the Garden of Eden
Which means: I won't steal it even if just to eat it
Cause God has given me enough, a roof over my head
And the bed is good enough, things are looking up
So fuck this bad side

[Hook]
Like a volcano in a sewer
About to blow a manhole up through the floorboard of your Buick
I'm too sick, and this is my medication
Fuck taking pills, I use my English education
Can I go to college to be a rapper?
Yeah, business management, cool - I can manage what I'm after
As long as that I can hack this and rhyme
The side that comes out of me that I can find inside a flash drive
My bad side