Good Lover

Wassup y'all?
These are a couple of bitches that I like
And I guess they're on Columbia records, or they from New York or somethin'
Check these bitches out

Is this all you got?
One minute and you go pop?
You’s a big disgrace, I oughta mush you all in yo' face!
Tellin' me lies, you a real good lover, you a two minute brother

I told you, I told you they was dope!

I hate guys who talk a lot of shit
How they last long and got good dicks (damn!)
Talkin' shit, ‘‘I‘m the best lover’’
They all two minute brothers
See, I'm the type of bitch who loves to be fucked
Trimmed, tucked, stuffed, and sucked
Up in my ass, deep down in my throat
So we can get busy, but jimmy must wear a rain coat, he said

Goddamn that shit sounds dope!
Look no further, hoe, I'm the pope
Like religion, nasty or nice
You got to give me some pussy like a sacrifice
I got the full night, stretching after twelve
Like a burnt offering going straight to hell
'Cause I'm a pump you up, cold split your clit
Then let you cum in my mouth while you suck my dick
Then I'm a turn you over, belly up bitch
And lick that ass right where you shit
Well needless to say, I took him back to my house
Took a quick shower, rinsed out my mouth
My starving ass, my shit wet as hell
I had to do the right thing
Take a Massengill!
We lay back coolin' drinking Hennessy
When he said
Keep it same to intervene
Lift 'em up, spread 'em out
Hold up, somethin' wrong
The beautiful was cold three inches long
Now I'm pissed and I'm ready to bitch
But my cunt's so horny, I don't give a shit
'Cause I'm one nasty ass bitch
And I need something up in my clit
I only got half of his, I'm still ticked
Aw, what the hell, just go for it

I'm through!
Is this all I get?
Is this supposed to be good dick?
Damn, you said you was a good lover!
But you a Two Minute Brother
Nigga, I ain't even bust a sweat
Not to mention, I ain't came yet
I was about to be cool, but why did I bother
'Cause his shit shriveled up like a Vienna sausage
Now I'm hot, I got an attitude
It's time for dinner, I'm serving seafood
On your knees, motherfucker, let your tongue stroll!
Push upon that bitch until you hit my flow
And ladies, beware of those talkative brothers
Chances are, they're two minute motherfuckers