Have A Nice Day

An iron suit pulls me deeper and deeper down
Into subterranean depths
Damn pressure hurts my head

"I think I'm almost there now
Now I can see the cave
It's hidden underneath the stones
And decorated like a grave
Ok, I'm going in now
Oh, Shit! The lights went out!"
(Take a look at the monitor sir)
(There's something down there with him)
"Jesus! Get him out of there!"

Listen and obey
(Have a nice day)
Have a nice day

"Ah where the hell did that come from?"
"Ah, frankly I don't know
We're receiving signals from another transmitter"

I think I'm stuck
The lights went on now
A giant rock blocks the opening
And I think you better send down some help

"I wish we could just hear what he's saying"
"The contact's broken sir, and he don't know it"

And while I wait
I'll procedure my mission
Please, don't be late
I see the equipment now
I'll try to open it somehow

"Oh, my god!"

Listen and obey
(Have a nice day)
Have a nice day

"Ah, I'm afraid we lost him sir"

"And the government denies any suggestion
That they have ever had anything to do
With a researching project what so ever near that area"

"It is now twelve years since the discovery of... ah...
'Have A Nice Day', and it sure has come up with some major problems
Among the different religions on the planet
The Buddhists are saying that 'Have A Nice Day' means
While the Christians are saying that it means
The Hindus claim that it means
While Islam is raging mad because they say that it means"
"The Pentagon says there's a war coming up"

"Let us now pray for Joshua who sacrificed himself
So that we could bear the ultimate truth
Joshua, divine diver of the lost world"