I Do For You
I don't take phone calls when I'm fishing
I don't do weddings and I don't do dishes
I'm not gonna sit in the front pew
I don't go to the mall on Saturday
I never felt the call to spend my time that'a way
But I'd have to say
I do for you
Chorus:
Get a real job
Move across town
Stop at one beer
Grow up and settle down
Ain't it strange how
All the things I'd never do
I do for you
I ain't the kind of guy who'd take a week off
Drive up the coast just to watch some leaves fall
Spend money on a hot-tub hotel room
I never thought I'd go for candles by the bathtub
Rose on the bed, and thirty-minute back rubs
But I'm proud to say
I do for you
Chorus:
Get a real job
Move across town
Stop at one beer
Grow up and settle down
Ain't it strange how
All the things I'd never do
I do for you
Trim my beard up
Put a suit on
Pick a preacher
Pick a love song
Never thought I'd see the day I'd say ""I do""
I do for you
I do for you