Meatloaf Tribute Band

Have you heard of this band?
They got a pretty neat sound
Although you probably don't know them
They're pretty underground

Well, we were Myspace friends
Before the internet existed
I've got all their demo tapes
From the drummer's step-sister

I heard the guitarist
Bit off both his own hands
And they broke up
And reformed as a Meatloaf tribute band

Oh, when they toured with the Melvins
My dad was the roadie
He did coke with the bassist
And watched the drummer OD

I heard the singer
Invented the high five
Back in '91
And the guitarist
Had a sex change
And ran off to be a nun

I heard the singer had his hair insured for seven hundred grand
And they broke up
And reformed
As a Meatloaf tribute band

I heard the guitarist bit off both his own hands
I heard the singer had his hair insured for seven hundred grand
I heard the bassist spends seven hours a day
Working on his tan
I heard the drummer has four prosthetic limbs
Made completely out of ham

I heard they broke up
And reformed
As a Meatloaf tribute band
I heard they broke up
And reformed
As a Meatloaf tribute band