No Fat Burger
Bill Stevenson / Milo Aukerman
Can’t have no more juicy burgers
Can’t have no more greasy fries
Doctor took my lipid profile
He told me I’m barely alive
No more fat
No more fat
No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo
I can’t have that
Got this problem from my father
Grandpa died at 45
Heart attack and a triple bypass
Future’s looking very bright
No more fat
No more fat
No more apple fritters, no more ice cream
I can’t have that
No more fat
No more fat
I like food, but all the food that tastes good
I can’t have that