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I have no head for figures
My hands cannot explain
Endangered animals and that's it grain

I see dead rivers running dry
I see the activists who march and cry
O How they cry singing
Why must we desecrate this land?
I'll tell you why because we can
That's why

Save the whales, save the seals, save the eagle
Save the bison and the beach
Why not save your breath

Save the propos, save the dolphin save the gerbil
Save the raccoon and the rat
Why not save some stamps

I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I walk erect
See the cheetah all so supple leaning quick as he chases a gazem
But he can't drive a car at least not very far
I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I can pay for sex

(Hey there's a great show on the discovery channel tonight
The history of the badger. Hmm I wonder what badger tastes like?
I don't know probably tastes like ferrite
Wow you've tried ferrite
Yea
What's it taste like?
Chicken

I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I can wipe my ass
What give mankind the right to kill at will?
I'll tell you what guns
Big fucking guns with giant fucking bullets pal

I am a human
I'm a goddamn human being
I can shave my balls