Tonda Wanda Hoy

It's easier to say I love you
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la
And wouldn't you rather say I love you
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la
It's easier to spell kiss me, dear
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la
And wouldn't you rather hear kiss me, dear
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la?

To quote a famous Yale professor
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (so nice)
If you should ask a Harvard lawyer
He'll charge you twenty dollars
And he'll give you this advice

It's easier to say I love you
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la
And wouldn't you rather say I love you
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la
According to a famous Yale professor (quote)
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (unquote)

(If you should ask a Harvard lawyer)
He'll charge you twenty dollars
And he'll give you this advice
It's easier to say I love you
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la

And wouldn't you rather say I love you
Than tonda wanda hoy conicka la

Tonda wanda hoy conicka la, conicka la