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I woke in the morning
It was a beautiful sunny day
Nearly eight o'clock
So I thought "better get up for school"
So, uh, I got up and I washed and dressed and
Went down and had breakfast as usual
And I went out and caught the school bus
And I was chatting away to some friends when [?]
There was a bang
And I woke up, I thought, "Strange, just a dream, nevermind"
You know, it was only about half past seven, so I thought, "I could have a lie in while I ate"
So, um, I finally got up
And, uh, washed and dressed
And went down to have breakfast and caught the school bus
One of the boys got rather rowdy and he threw a book which missed and it hit me in the head and I woke up
I thought, this is strange
Anyway, it was about time to get up, so I got up
And I washed and then I dressed
And, erm, I got to school and, erm
Come break time, I was telling my friend about what was happening, and I kept waking up
And I said to her, "Sis, just pinch me and see if I'm dreaming"
So she said, you know, quite obligingly, "Oh, yes, I'll pinch you"
So she pinched me and I woke up
I couldn't believe it, and I thought, "This is strange"
And then I thought, "What's going on?"
I must be awake this time, 'cause I could hear me mum shouting
She was saying, "Come on, Sue, it's time to get up, it's nearly half past late"
I thought, "Oh no, late now"
So I rushed about and I washed and I dressed
And I can expect, just this morning, that I got to school
And the morning passed quite peacefully, and nothing untoward happened
I was just sitting down to lunch and somebody set the school fire bell off
Of course there was panic stations all round, everybody was running around and I fell over
Of course it woke me up
I thought, this time I must really be awake