Up For Ran$om

[Verse 1]
He's wanted now, dead or alive
Oh, he's a sucker for a pair of reds
A fool for their eyes
But I've heard he's a really great man
Yeah, somewhere deep down
He's a stand-up fucking man!
So if you ever find yourself inside a room for two
And this man comes up and he talks to you
Alert the town, we'll capture him quick
Alert the town, oh, he's already left

[Chorus]
You held me
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
She told him
You're so handsome
You're so fucking handsome, baby

[Verse 2:]
Now I can't even remember or try to convey
In words what happened to me on the day
He took all that he ever could- she trusted him well
Trusted him good, good, good
All at once he said to me
"You gotta keep it calmed down before it kills me!"
Before I wake up, waste my time
Got a fist full of minutes, but I'm making it right

[Chorus]
You held me
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
She told him
You're so handsome
You're so fucking handsome, baby

[Bridge]
Please state your name
State it loud and clear
He replies with arrogance- she overhears
Crooks her neck like she is caught
On the words she said, the way I talk!

Up for ransom, up for ransom
Up for ransom, up for ransom
Up for ransom, up for ransom

[Chorus]
You held me
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
Up for ransom!
She told him
You're so handsome
You're so fucking handsome, baby-
Oh my god!