Johnny Loves Hardcore

[Verse 1]
Johnny was a rich kid and live in his mom's fold
Studied in an expensive school and did what he was told
Johnny went to a hardcore pub
From then on he was hooked
He had fun fucking different butts
Cut his hair and threw his books!
Now

[Refrain]
Johnny loves hardcore
Johnny loves hardcore
Johnny loves hardcore
And he tries to believe in anarchy!

[Verse 2]
Johnny brought a guitar and practice every night
Dropped out from his school and decided to form a band
People said he was crazy but he really didn't care
He said he had a right to do whatever he preferred!
Because

[Refrain]
Johnny loves hardcore
Johnny loves hardcore
Johnny loves hardcore
And he tries to believe in anarchy!

[Ad lib]

[Verse 3]
The punks loved Johnny and when he played they couldn't help but dance
Johnny said he was a star but the punks didn't quite agree
One day some punks mugged poor old Johnny and bashed his hollow head
Now Johnny says that he looks hardcore and plays new wave instead!

[Bridge]
Welcome to Chong City!
The land of sugar and sunsets
Where you can see a harmless face on everyone you meet
Welcome to Chong City!
So better dress up cool
Don't curse and spit or you can't fit
Just don't get bored to death!

[Verse 3]
The punks loved Johnny and when he played they couldn't help but dance
Johnny said he was a star but the punks didn't quite agree
One day some punks mugged poor old Johnny and bashed his hollow head
Now Johnny says that he looks hardcore and plays new wave instead!

[Refrain 2]
Johnny loves hardcore
Johnny loves hardcore
Johnny loves hardcore
And Johnny kissed anarchy goodbye!