Princess Di

Well I heard last week on the radio news old Charlie done give you the gate
The palace is wondering what to do with you now, the queen's in quite a state
Well things ain't been no hot for me neither, I lost a bundle on them cow-calf pairs
If you don't know what to do and you don't know where to go
Well darlin' that a feeling I share
So

Princess Di won't you come on out and stay on the ranch with me
There's plenty of room, I'll even learn how to cook, and you can keep me company
Cuddle near the stove on them cold lonely nights
It ain't Buckingham palace but the roof's pretty tight
Princess Di won't you come on out and you can stay on the ranch with me

Bring them two kids of yours and I'll learn 'em to work driving fence posts into the ground
I'll teach 'em how to rope and they can play with the dog and chase all the stock around
Them dukes and earls and queens and such they ain't never really impressed me all that much
Princess Di won't you come on out and you can stay on the ranch with me

Well I ain't exactly what you call handsome, I sure ain't well to do
Livin' out here in the great beyond might just be the thing for you
So

Princess Di won't you come on out and stay on the ranch with me
There's plenty of room, I'll even learn how to cook, and you can keep me company
I got holes in my britches and a wore out truck
But if we both work together we can change our luck
Princess Di won't on come on out and you can stay on the ranch
I'll even learn how to dance
And you can stay on the ranch with me